Top Ten Tips for Handling Your Flute
Humorfully and helpfully offered by Kayvan, Laura Sylvan's husband
- Never, ever, let your baby brother use your flute as a baseball bat.
- Your Silver Flute should not be used to launch poison curare darts. The curare potion is somewhat corrosive to the fine metal.
- Don't use your flute as a straw. You will end up wasting soda, since the flute body is riddled with holes.
- Achieving
perfect pitch on your flute involves tuning your flute through subtle
adjustments of the embouchure, not tossing it across the room.
To be continued...
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